what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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