I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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