we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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