I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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