found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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