i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
