I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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