please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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