how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical