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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.

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  Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You want anything?

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  Gatorade and you naked.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.

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• (619): View more from California

  had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx

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• (212): View more from New York

  We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?

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• (947): View more from Michigan

  if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience

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• (315): View more from New York

  Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas

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