So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?