Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
that is very illegal...i love you.
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