were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it's great music for shaving your balls
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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