oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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