Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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