I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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