I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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