after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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