Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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