While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Do plants get herpes?
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