I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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