i would punch a child for taco bell
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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