I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
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Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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