Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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