ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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