even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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