I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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