Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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