She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
50% drunk capacity currently
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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