I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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