I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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