I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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