I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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