Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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