Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
