it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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