D3 body, D1 cock
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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