Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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