I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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