Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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