You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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