I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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