I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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