Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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