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I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm bleeding and have questions
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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