we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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