well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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