Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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