the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize