how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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