Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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