Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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