Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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