I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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