I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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