she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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