How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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