why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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