And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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