M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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